The Mommy is mad at me today because I like to eat her bedroom rug and I actually got it lifted off the floor today. I was so happy to finally get it free, but the Mommy was so unhappy with me.
The Mommy is mad at me today because I like to pee on the floor and won't go outside all the time to pee. I like to pee in the house because it is warm in there and it is so cold outside. The Mommy said no pee pee to me.
The Mommy is mad at me today because I like to chew on the Christmas Tree and all of the Ornaments. They are fun to chew on in place of my bones. The Mommy says if I eat the Tree, she will yell at me.
The Mommy is mad at me, but she always kisses me. I guess I am so cute she can't resist. :)