A Pug Poem by Rosie

My new dog food is yummy and I like it very much
but mommy says it gives me gas and
sticks a whole bunch;

I have been good with my poo poo and
have been going outside
however when I have bad gas
it stinks a lot inside;

I guess the family should be happy that
they have no mess to clean
but when my butt stinks so bad
they act a little mean;

They smell the stinky smell
and look all around
and then they see me
laying on the ground;

I look at them with my big brown eyes
with a little twinkle
because I know my poopy smell
will make their noses wrinkle!!!!
Poem by: Rosie

A Pug Poem by Rosie

The Mommy is mad at me today because I like to eat her bedroom rug and I actually got it lifted off the floor today. I was so happy to finally get it free, but the Mommy was so unhappy with me.

The Mommy is mad at me today because I like to pee on the floor and won't go outside all the time to pee. I like to pee in the house because it is warm in there and it is so cold outside. The Mommy said no pee pee to me.

The Mommy is mad at me today because I like to chew on the Christmas Tree and all of the Ornaments. They are fun to chew on in place of my bones. The Mommy says if I eat the Tree, she will yell at me.

The Mommy is mad at me, but she always kisses me. I guess I am so cute she can't resist. :)